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shinynyasupa:

iisarin:

shinynyasupa:

princesslinkk:

shinynyasupa:

How long does it take to grow a lesbian

5-6 business days

Thank you i can finally start my garden

What just happened here

Agriculture

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lizclimo:

happy easter 

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zerostatereflex:

Fertilization

A beautifully done animation on how you became you.

See the full video here as I left out some really cool parts.

From 300 or so million down to ONE.

YOU. MADE. IT.

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Let’s think about this for a moment. The US population is roughly 330 million human beings. For the purposes of demonstration, take almost the ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE US and put them on the west coast, packed as tightly as possible. You’re just chillin, somewhere south of Pasadena let’s say, trying to get free, sweating and hungry with a desire you’ve never experienced before. You know you’re going to die though you think you’ll be the one to make it.

Then like the ULTIMATE hunger games of GENETIC WIN you traverse across the country desperately trying to get to the goal with absolute disregard for the other 299 million people. Your mom, dad, brother, sister, grandma, everyone you’ve ever known dies. You somehow get to the end. Where you bust through a gated base only to be sealed in and combined with another human to make a brand NEW human.

300,000,000 and you’re the only survivor. And your prize is to essentially die and reconstitute into a new being.

That’s awesome.

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Catelyn Stark is a BAMF.
Holy mother of shit I did not see that coming.

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frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals

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materia-lights:

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

FUCKING BLESS THIS SIGNAL BOOST REBLOG NOW! THIS IS SO NECESSARY

you can find this on my tagged/wizardmickeyls for future reference.. this is so damn important. 

as someone who works a safety team at events I can promise you this is accurate and incredibly useful! Honesty is truly the best policy with this stuff when things go south

I’ve always known this and super glad someone put this into a simple but informative post. Reblog reblog reblog

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delicious-food-porn:

Follow for more food porn!

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panicsatdiscos:

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“no homo,” i whisper, pulling back from the microscope in front of me. the gene is heterozygous. i am a scientist

fuck you all i did research for this

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niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

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